GET THE FUCKIN JELLY....whats that word again?? TWAT! YAH GOOD WORD BRO! FORGOT ABOUT THAT WORD!

may i just say....i'm one helluva cook. i made this penne' dish just now with fried mushrooms, broccoli and sliced tomatos, sauteed in oil then sprinkled with parasian cheese, and it is just delightful. usually i'll chop up some garlic and fry it in olive oil to add flavor but this one didnt even need it. OH! and red pepper seeds rocked this penne out like there was no tomorrow. yesturday i made some maranaded/grilled vegetarian tacos, which i got the idea from Qdoba, tho i dont know what sauce they use to maranade.

so a really shitty thing happened the other night at the bar. i went up there for our friend Laura's birthday. I would have rather stayed home to finish watching Tromeo & Juliet, but when there's cheap beer- that's a motivation all in it's own. so i go there and the moment i walk in, a friend of Laura's runs up to me and says "i want you to meet somebody." now, she knows that i'm at an anti-vag state in my life right now. she knows i dont want to meet girls, talk to girls, let alone hear motley crue sing GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!! but she takes me to the table and introduces me to her sister Holly who was just beyond reasonable doubt gorgeous!! i mean, exactly the type of girl i would try to like. she was short-tiny figure with hipbones. had blonde hair cut almost like how sarah from murder by death has it- and i dont even like blondes. and the perfect personality, just weird and goofy and cute...if thats a personality characteristic. sounds pretty good right? well here's when the "GOTCHYA BITCH" from god came in. aparently she lives in fucking LA and was only in town for the week on vacation. so why, i ask the girl who originally introduced me to her, why would you introduce me to her if she lives in LA? answer: because i knew the two of you would hit it off. again, i ask, "THE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU INTRODUCE ME TO HER?!?"

i still hate people. and i wanna go see coheed & cambria on my birthday. so, ummm....there's that.